Stuff Charlotte Says

Russ: Oh man

Me: What?

Russ: I burned my grilled cheese

Char: He's okay he's just being a big baby

(While riding in the car looking out the window)

Char: that puppy! He's just chillin there

(getting dressed in the morning)

C: Look Mommy I'm wearing my belly band too! (pulling her shorts up to her belly button)

C: (burps) wow that was a GOOD one

Me: What do you say?

C: I burped!

(while driving, I tend to get small spurts of road rage)

Me: UGHHH

C: Annoying people right?

C: I want to see your nipples daddy

R: Let's go get you some clothes on and we can talk about my nipples another day

Russ: Did you poop?

Char: Wanna see? It's just a little guy (pulls her pants down)

Russ: (Trying to get his feet out of the bumbo)

C: Daddy, LAY DOWN you're driving me NUTS